I AM THE WALRUS

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.

See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo.

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo.

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I'm crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus coo-coo-ca-choo
coo-coo-ca-choo choo
coo-coo-ca-choo.

I CALL YOUR NAME

I call your name, but you're not there.
Was I to blame for being unfair?
Oh, I can't sleep at night since you've been gone,
I never weep at night, I can't go on.

Well, don't you know I can't take it?
I don't know who can.
I'm not goin' to make it,
I'm not that kind of man.

Oh, I can't sleep at night since you've been gone,
I never weep at night, I call your name.
Well, don't you know I can't take it?
I don't kow who can.

I'm goin' to make it,
I'm not that kind of man.
Oh, I can't sleep at night since you've been gone,
I never weep at night, I call your name.
I call your name.

I DON´T WANT TO SPOIL THE PARTY

I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go,
I would hate for my disappointment to show,
There's nothing for me here so I will disappear,
If she turns up while I'm gone please let me know.
I've had a drink or two and I don't care,
There's no fun in what I do if she's not there,
I wonder what went wrong I've waited far too long,
I think I'll take a walk and look for her.
Though tonight she's made me sad,
I still love her.
If I find her I'll be glad,
I still love her.
I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go,
I would hate for my disappointment to show,
There's nothing for me here so I will disappear,
If she turns up while I'm gone please let me know.
Though tonight she's made me sad,
I still love her.
If I find her I'll be glad,
I still love her.
I've had a drink or two and I don't care,
There's no fun in what I do if she's not there,
I wonder what went wrong I've waited far too long,
I think I'll take a walk and look for her.

I FEEL FINE

Baby's good to me, you know,
She's happy as can be, you know,
She said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
Baby says she's mine you know,
She tells me all the time you know,
She said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
I'm so glad that she's my little girl,
She's so glad she's telling all the world,
That her baby buys her things you know,
He buys her diamond rings you know,
She said so.
She's in love with me and I feel fine.
I'm so glad that she's my little girl,
She's so glad she's telling all the world,
That her baby buys her things you know,
He buys her diamond rings you know,
She said so.
She's in love with me and I feel fine.

I ME MINE

All thru' the day I me mine,
I me mine, I me mine.
All thru' the night I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Now they're frightened of leaving it,
Ev'ryone's weaving it,
Coming on strong all the time,
All thru' the day I me mine.
I-I me-me mine, I-I me-me mine,
I-I me-me mine, I-I me-me mine.
All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
No-one's frightened of playing it, ev'ryone's saying it.
Flowing more freely than wine,
All thru' the day I me mine.
I-I me-me mine, I-I me-me mine.
I-I me-me mine, I-I me-me mine.
All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mind.
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
No-one's frightened of playing it, ev'ryone's saying it,
All thru' your life I me mine.

I NEED YOU

You don't realize how much I need you,
Love you all the time and never leave you,
Please come back to me, I'm lonely as can be.

Said you had a thing or two to tell me,
How was I to know you would upset me.
I didn't realize as I looked in your eyes, I need you.

You told me, oh yes you told me
You don't want my lovin' anymore.
That's when it hurt me and feeling like this
I just don't go on anymore.

Please remember how I feel about you,
I could never really live without you,
So, come on back and see
Just what you mean to me
I need you I need you.

I SAW YOU STANDING THERE

Well, she was just seventeen,
You know what I mean,
And the way she looked was way beyond compare,
So how could I dance with another,
Oh when I saw her standing there
Well she looked at me,
And I, I could see,
That before too long I'd fall in love with her,
She wouldn't dance with another,
Oh when I saw her standing there.
Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room,
And I held her hand in mine.
Oh we danced through the night,
And we held each other tight,
And before too long I fell in love with her,
Now I'll never dance with another,
Oh when I saw her standing there.
Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room,
And I held her hand in mine.
Oh we danced through the night,
And we held each other tight,
And before too long I fell in love with her,
Now I'll never dance with another,
Oh since I saw her standing there.
Oh since I saw her standing there.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER

I should have known better with a girl like you,
That I would love everything that you do,
And I do, hey hey, and I do.
Whoa, whoa, I never realised what a kiss could be,
This could only happen to me,
Can't you see, can't you see?
That when I tell you that I love you, oh,
You're gonna say you love me too hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, oh,
And when I ask you to be mine,
You're gonna say you love me too.
So, oh, I should have realised a lot of things before,
If this is love you;ve got to give me more,
Give me more, hey hey, give me more.
Whoa, whoa, I mever realised what a kiss could be,
This could only happen to me,
Can't you see, can't you see?
That when I tell you that I love you, oh,
You're gonna say you love me too, oh
And when I ask you to be mine,
You're gonna say you love me too.
You love me too,
You love me too.

I WANNA BE YOUR MAN

I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
Tell me that you love me baby,
Like no other can.
Love me like no other baby,
Like no other can.
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your man.
Tell me that you love me baby,
Tell me you understand,
Tell me that you love me baby,
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your lover baby,
I wanna be your man.
Tell me that you love me baby,
Like no other can,
Love me like no other baby,
Like no other can.
I wanna be your man,
I wanna be your man.

I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND

Oh yeh, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand,
Then I'll say that something,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand.
Oh please say to me
You'll let me be your man,
And please say to me,
You'll let me hold your hand,
Now let me hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand.
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside,
It's such a feeling
That my love I can't hide,
I can't hide, I can't hide.
Yeh, you got that something,
I think you'll understand,
When I feel that something,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand.
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside,
It's such a feeling
That my love I can't hide,
I can't hide, I can't hide.
Yeh, you got that something,
I think you'll understand,
When I feel that something,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand.

I WANT TO TELL YOU

I want to tell you,
My head is filled with things to say,
When you're here,
All those words they seem to slip away.
When I get near you,
The games begin to drag me down,
It's alright,
I'll make you maybe next time around.
But if I seem to act unkind,
It's only me, it's not my mind,
That is confusing things.
I want to tell you,
I feel hung up and I don't know why,
I don't mind, I could wait for ever,
I've got time.
Sometimes I wish I knew you well,
Then I could speak my mind and tell you
Maybe you'd understand.
I want to tell you,
I feel hung up and I don't know why,
I don't mind, I could wait for ever,
I've got time. I've got time.

I WANT YOU (SHE´S SO HEAVY)

I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.
Yeah.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad.
Yeah.
She's so heavy heavy.

I WILL

Who knows how long I've loved you.
You know I love you still.
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to  I will.
For if I ever saw you
I didn't catch your name.
But it never really mattered
I will always feel the same.
Love you forever and forever.
Love you with all my heart.
Love you whenever we're together.
Love you when we're apart.
And when at last I find you
Your song will fill the air
Sing it so loud I can hear.
Make it easy to be near you
For the things you do endear you to me
You know I will.
I will.

I´LL BE BACK

You know it you break my heart, I'll go but I'll be back again,
'Cos I told you once before good-bye, but I came back again,
I love you so - oh, I'm the one who wants you oh, oh.

You could find better things to do, than to break my heart again,
This time I will try to show that I'm not trying to pretend,
I thought that you would realize,
That if I ran away from you,
That you would want me too,
But I got a big surprise oh, oh.

Oh, you could find better things to do than to break my heart again,
This time I will try to show that I'm not trying to pretend,
I wanna go, but I hate to leave you,
You know, I hate to leave you oh, oh.

Oh, you if you break my heart, I'll go,
But I'll be back again.

I´LL CRY INSTEAD

I've got every reason on earth to be mad,
'Cos I've just lost the only girl I had.

If I could get my way,
I'd get myself locked up today,
But I can't, so I'll cry instead.

I've got a chip on my shoulder
That's bigger than my feet.
I can't talk to people that I meet.

If I could see you now,
I'd try to make you sad somehow,
But I can't, so I'll cry instead.

Don't want to cry when there's people there,
I get shy when I start to stare.
I'm gonna hide myself away-ay-hay,
But I'll come back someday.

And when I do you better hide all the girls,
I'm gonna break their hearts all round the world,
Yes, I'm gonna break them in two and
Show you what your lovin' man can do,
Until then I'll cry instead.

Don't want to cry when there's people there,
I get shy when I start to stare.
I'm gonna hide myself away-ay-hay,
But I'll come back someday.

And when I do you better hide all the girls,
I'm gonna break their hearts all round the world,
Yes, I'm gonna break them in two and
Show you what your lovin' man can do,
Until then I'll cry instead.

I´LL FOLLOW THE SUN

One day you'll look to see I've gone,
But tomorrow may rain so I'll follow the sun.
Some day you'll find i was the one,
But tomorrow may rain so I'll follow the sun.

And now the time has come and so my love I must go,
And though I lose a friend in the end you will know, oh
One day you'll find that I have gone,
But tomorrow may rain so I'll follow the sun.

And now the time has come and so my love I must go,
And though I lose a friend in the end you will know, oh
One day you'll find i was the one,
But tomorrow may rain so I'll follow the sun.

I´LL GET YOU

Oh yeh, oh yeh.
Imagine, I'm in love with you,
It's easy 'cos I know,
I've imagined I'm in love with you,
Many, many, many times before.
It's not like me to pretend,
But I'll get you in the end,
Yes I will, I'll get you in the end, oh yeh, oh yeh.
I think about you night and day,
I need you 'cos it's true.
When I think about you, I can say,
I'm never, never, never, never blue.
So I'm telling you, my friend,
That I'll get you, I'll get you in the end,
Yes I will, I'll get you in the end, oh yeh, oh yeh.
Well, there's gonna be a time,
Well I'm gonna change your mind.
So you might as well resign yourself to me, oh yeh.
Imagine, I'm in love with you,
It's easy 'cos I know,
I've imagined I'm in love with you,
Many, many, many times before.
It's not like be to pretend,
But I'll get you in the end,
Yes I will, I'll get you in the end, oh yeh, oh yeh.

I´M A LOSER

I'm a loser, I'm a loser,
And I'm not what I appear to be.
Of all the love I have won or have lost,
There is one love I should never have crossed.
She was a girl in a million my friend,
I should have known she would win in the end.
I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to me,
I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be.
Although I laugh and I act like a clown,
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown,
My tears are falling like rain from the sky,
Is it for her or myself that I cry.
I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to me,
I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be.
What I have done to deserve such a fate,
I realize I have left it too late.
And so it's true pride comes before a fall,
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all.
I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to me,
I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be.